Husband Gone? There’s a 99% Chance That …


You will somehow end up staying up all night watching TV, no matter how exhausted you are.

All of the appliances will break. Within minutes of each other.

Your angels will grow horns. (Or your already crazy kids will just get worse.)

The car will start making a funny noise.

You will suddenly have nothing to talk about when you catch your husband on the phone.  And then you’ll remember all of the important things you forgot to talk about at the exact moment he isn’t available.

Someone WILL get sick.

Mother Nature will lose her mind.

He’ll get delayed.

But there’s a 100% chance that …


You’ll handle it all like a boss (even if you do have a little meltdown in the middle of things).  #BossSpouse

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